A call to remember…

The following is an actual call that I received. There are no names and it has been paraphrased for length.

Me: “How can I help you?”

Caller: “Yes, my wife just got home from picking up dinner at a local restaurant.”

Me: “Ok?”

Caller: “Well, when she parked in the lot there was a group of kids near her car. She went in, got our food, and when she got back to her car the kids were gone. But she noticed there was something in her cupholder.”

Me: “And what was that sir?”

Caller: “Umm, they took a dump in her cupholder.”

Me: “Uh, a dump?”

Caller: “Yes, you know, they took a shit in her cupholder!”

Me: “Oh my. Alright sir we will have someone come out to take a report.”

Call disconnected.

Me: “Can I help you?”

Caller: “Yes, I called in a few moments ago about my wife and her cupholder?”

Me: “Of course sir, what can we do for you?”

Caller: “I would like to cancel the call.”

Me: “Are you sure? Whats the problem sir?”

Caller: “I just don’t want to have an officer out that’s all.”

Me: “Why is that sir?”

Caller: “Well if you must know. After I got off the phone with you I went out to take a look for myself. I discovered that no one had pooped in her cupholder.”

Me: “Ok sir, well what was it?”

Caller: “My wife had taken a bran muffin with her to work and she didn’t finish it; instead she put it in her cupholder and forget it was there. She thought it looked like poop. So can you please cancel the officer?”

Me: “Of course sir, thank you for calling us. Have a nice night.”

Call disconnected.

I laugh hysterically!


  1. Ok.. I really needed a good laugh this morning.. Way to funny!!

  2. LOL! Too funny, I guess someone else decided to prank you! 😉

  3. Elizabeth says:

    sooooo funny!!! You know they do say bran muffins are high in fiber…LOL

  4. OMG! That was great! Thanks for starting my morning with a smile! 🙂

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  6. Native American Momma says:

    Wow that is too funny!

  7. I loved this story. I would probably be the one having my husband call though.

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