They come in all sizes

ballsThe other night as the kids were getting ready to take their showers, I was picking up the boy’s clothes as he was going potty.

Ian: “Hey Mom, why do I have these?”

Me: (Not really paying attention, still picking up stuff) “Have what?”

Ian: “These little balls.”

Me: (Yep, that stopped me in my tracks.) “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Ian: “I have 2 of them but I used to have 3.”

Me: (Snapping out of it.) “No, you didn’t son, you’ve always just had 2.”

Ian: “So why do I have them?”

Me: “That’s a good question for your daddy.”

Ian: “Does Daddy have some?”

Me: “Errrr… yes.”

Ian: “I bet he has some big ones.”

Me: “Annnd.. it’s time to get in the shower now.”


  1. thanks for the laugh.. and the oh crap.. is that what I have to look forward too!! LOL

  2. HA! We had this conversation a little while ago, actually. Smee (4) was in the bathtub and he asked me what those “little round balls” were. Oh gosh, my heart nearly stopped! I told him he needed to ask Daddy since he knew more about them than I did. Daddy told him “not to mash them” because they were glands that would make him manly and hairy. Thank God for Daddy. Gosh, boys! What will they say next??
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  3. ROFL oh man…now THAT is some funny stuff!! I think I would have been just as surprised as you were!

  4. Oh… Em… GEE~~~!!!!!!!


    uhhhhhhhhhh…… i dont know how to answer that question, so i think you did a fine job! hahahaha

  5. OMG!!!! That is too funny!!! Reminds me of when Jeffery would get “morning wood” when he was still in diapers, when I was changing him he said “Look Mommy! My peepee is BIG!” I thought I was going to die!

  6. Haha that is too funny! Parker had a funny ball story once too. Boys are something else, for sure!
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  7. LOL Sometimes I’m glad I have just girls. 🙂
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  8. LMAO…oh my..boys are crazy aren’t they .Mine have asked similar questions too.Wait till they start to fiddle and it grows on them..try explaining why it gets big if you pull on it to a 7 year old, or have your son start screaming after getting out of the cold pool,” pee-pee is gone!” Hilarious
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  9. Lauralee Hensley says:

    What a riot!

  10. That is too cute. My kids have been calling their personal areas their butt and I’ve been ok with that. But my husband insists that they need to know the real anatomy name, but they are only 2 and 3.
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  11. Boys. LOL

  12. The mysterious case of the missing third ball… Do they still make Hardy Boy books? Could be a new case!
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